Thursday, April 29, 2010

Nothing Happens by Chance.One

" The Little Things"

  • As you remember, the head of compony survived the 9/11 because his son started kindergarten.
  • Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts.
  • One woman was late because her alarm didn't go off in time.
  • One of them missed his bus.
  • One spilled food on the her cloths and had to take to change.
  • One's car wouldn't start.
  • One couldn't get a taxi.
  • The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the various means to get to work but before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band Aid. That is why he is alive today.

Now When I am stuck in traffic, Miss an elevator, Turn back to answer a ringing telephone.
All the little things that annoy me, I think to my self, this exactly where God wants me to be at this very moment.

Next time you morning seems to be going wrong.

The Children are slow getting dressed,
You can't seem to find the car keys,
You hit every traffic lights,
Don't get mad or frustrated:
It may be just that,
God is at work watching over you.

May God continue to bless you,

With all those annoying little things.

And may you remember their possible purpose.

The Sexes

Paid To Do It, But Fails To Make His Friends Wife Pregnant After 72 Attempts.    

In Stuttgart germany, a court judge must decide on a case of hororable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. It seems that Demet Souples, 29 and his former beauty queen wife Terute, wanted a child badly, but Demet was told by a doctor that he was aterile.
So Souples, after calming his wife's protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Sunk, 34, to impregnate her. Since Frank was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Souples to boot, the plan seemed good.
Soupoles paid Frank worth $2500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Frank tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Terute. When his own wife objected, he explained, I don't like this anymore than you. Im simply doing it for the money. Try and understand.
When Terute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Souples was not understanding and insisted that Frank have a medical examination, which he did.
The doctor's announcement that Frank was also sterile, everyone was shocked except his wife who was forced to confess that Frank was not the real father of their two children . Now Souples is suing Frank for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Frank refused to give it up because he said he did not guarantee the conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.
I think Frank was right although he knew that he also sterile but he did give any guarantee for conception, the only mistake by Frank was not telling the truth from the bigining.
So next time be careful for hiring that such stupid job..
Really like this story..