Friday, June 4, 2010

Joke Muna tayo..

You never even thank me for making you happy, then you throw me away just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of

shit!"-  Tissue

"Hindi llahat ng kulot, salot!"-   Golddilocks

"Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim!"-   Jollibee

"Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod
ako sa pagngiti!"- Smiley

"You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it wasn't fair that you just want life to be better. But remember, it's

all your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!" - Sibuyas

"Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo.
Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasabikan mo. Nag mamahal,"
- Ice Candy

"Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba mas sweet ang iba?". - Fruitcake

"Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!". - Panty

"Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!"- winnie d' pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo".  - ipis

"Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan, pagod
na pagod na ako."  - Bola

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?  - TV

"Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!  -Libag

"Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong duguan..."
-Sanitary Napkin

"Hwag mo na akong bilugin.."  -kulangot

"Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali,
gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!"


"Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo!

VinceMatth Blogs..: Prayer For Finance.

VinceMatth Blogs..: Prayer For Finance.

Prayer For Finance.

Prayer for Finances (it works)

I claimed it for you - now claim it for me.

God has more than a thousand ways to provide
For us, that we know nothing about.

Here is your financial blessing!

It's a simple prayer, you got 30 Seconds?

Don't sleep on this...Someone recently
Read this for the first time and
Received exactly enough for a $0 balance
On all credit cards.

If you need a financial blessing,
Continue reading this e-mail.

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving
God, I pray to you that you Abundantly bless
My family and me.

I know that you recognize, that a Family
Is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, cousin,
Husband and wife, but all who believe and trust in You.

Dear GOD, I send up a prayer request for
Financial blessing for not only the Person who
Sent this to me, but for me and all that I have
Forwarded This message to.

And that the power of joined prayer by
Those who Believe and trust in you is
More powerful than anything!

I thank you in Advance for your blessings.
God, deliver the person reading this right Now
From debt and debt burdens.

Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a
Good steward over all that you have given me
GOD, for I know how wonderful and mighty
You are and how if we just obey you and walk
In your word and have the faith of a Mustard
Seed that you will pour out blessings.

I thank you now Lord for the recent blessings I have
Received and for the blessings yet to come,
Because I know you are not done with me yet.
In Jesus name Amen...

TAKE 60 SECONDS and send this on quickly and within hours, you will have

Caused a multitude of people to pray to God for each other. Then sit

Back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing That you

Know He loves. Peace and Blessings... .

Have Faith
8 angels are sent 2 you,
You must send them to 8 people .
In 8 minutes you will receive something you have long awaited.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

What Not To Say About Someone's Appearance.

What Not to Say About Someone's Appearance.
Don’t say: “You look tired.”

Why: It implies she doesn’t look good.

Instead say: “Is everything OK?” We often blurt the “tired” comment when we get the sense that the other person feels out of sorts. So just ask.

Don’t say: “Wow, you’ve lost a ton of weight!”

Why: To a newly trim person, it might give the impression that she used to look unattractive.

Instead say: “You look fantastic.” And leave it at that. If you’re curious about how she got so svelte, add, “What’s your secret?”

Don’t say: “You look good for your age.”

Why: Anything with a caveat like this is rude. It's saying, "You look great―compared with other old people. It's amazing you have all your own teeth."

Instead say: “You look great.”

Don’t say: “I could never wear that.”

Why: It can be misunderstood as a criticism. (“I could never wear that because it’s so ugly.”)

Instead say: “You look so good in skinny jeans.” If you slip, say something like “I could never wear that…because I wasn’t blessed with your long legs.”