Friday, April 30, 2010

Reason Why God Uses Problems

Reasons Why God Uses Problems

The problems you face will either defeat you or develop you depending on how you respond to them.

Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to

use problems for good in their lives. They react foolishly and resent their

problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring.

Here are five ways God wants to use the problems in your life:

1.God Uses Problems To DIRECT U

Sometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving.

Problems often point us in a new direction and motivate us to change.

Is God trying to get your attention? "Sometimes it takes

a painful situation to make us change our ways."

2. God Uses Problems To INSPECT U

P eople are like tea bags…if you want to know what’s inside them,

just drop them into hot ever water! Has God tested

your faith with a problem What do problems reveal about you?

"When you have many kinds of troubles, you should be full

of joy, because you know that these troubles test your faith,

and this will give you patience."

3. God Uses Problems To CORRECT U

S ome lessons we learn only through pain and failure.

It’s likely that as a child your parents told you not to touch a hot stove.

But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn

the value of something… health, money, a relationship. ..

by losing it. "It was the best thing that could have happened to me,

for it taught me to pay attention to your laws."

4. God Uses Problems To PROTECT U

A problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from

being harmed by something more serious. Last year a friend

was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss

had asked him to do. His unemployment was a problem - but

it saved him from being convicted and sent to prison a year

later when management’s actions were eventually discovered.

"You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good…

5. God Uses Problems To PERFECT U

Problems, when responded to correctly, are character builders.

God is far more interested in your character than your comfort.

Your relationship to God and your character are the only two

things you’re going to take with you into eternity.

"We can rejoice when we run into problems…

they help us learn to be patient. And patience develops strength of

character in us and helps us trust God more each time

we use it until finally our hope and faith are strong and steady."

Here’s the point Ad:

God is at work in your life - even when you do not recognize it or understand it.

But it’s much easier and profitable when you cooperate with Him.

"Success can be measured not only in achievements, but in lessons learned,

lives touched and moments shared along the way"

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Nothing Happens by Chance.One

" The Little Things"

  • As you remember, the head of compony survived the 9/11 because his son started kindergarten.
  • Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts.
  • One woman was late because her alarm didn't go off in time.
  • One of them missed his bus.
  • One spilled food on the her cloths and had to take to change.
  • One's car wouldn't start.
  • One couldn't get a taxi.
  • The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the various means to get to work but before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band Aid. That is why he is alive today.

Now When I am stuck in traffic, Miss an elevator, Turn back to answer a ringing telephone.
All the little things that annoy me, I think to my self, this exactly where God wants me to be at this very moment.

Next time you morning seems to be going wrong.

The Children are slow getting dressed,
You can't seem to find the car keys,
You hit every traffic lights,
Don't get mad or frustrated:
It may be just that,
God is at work watching over you.

May God continue to bless you,

With all those annoying little things.

And may you remember their possible purpose.

The Sexes

Paid To Do It, But Fails To Make His Friends Wife Pregnant After 72 Attempts.    

In Stuttgart germany, a court judge must decide on a case of hororable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. It seems that Demet Souples, 29 and his former beauty queen wife Terute, wanted a child badly, but Demet was told by a doctor that he was aterile.
So Souples, after calming his wife's protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Sunk, 34, to impregnate her. Since Frank was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Souples to boot, the plan seemed good.
Soupoles paid Frank worth $2500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Frank tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Terute. When his own wife objected, he explained, I don't like this anymore than you. Im simply doing it for the money. Try and understand.
When Terute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Souples was not understanding and insisted that Frank have a medical examination, which he did.
The doctor's announcement that Frank was also sterile, everyone was shocked except his wife who was forced to confess that Frank was not the real father of their two children . Now Souples is suing Frank for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Frank refused to give it up because he said he did not guarantee the conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.
I think Frank was right although he knew that he also sterile but he did give any guarantee for conception, the only mistake by Frank was not telling the truth from the bigining.
So next time be careful for hiring that such stupid job..
Really like this story..

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

New Employees rules.

Effective today:

Dress Code:
1- It is advised that you need to come to work according to your salary , if you are wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assumed that you are doing well financially and therefore you don't need a salary to be raised.

2- If you dressed poorly you need to learn to manage your salary better so that you can afford buying a nice cloths, and therefore you don't need a salary increase.

If you dress just right, means you are good where you need to be and therefore you do not need your salary to be increased.

Sick Days:
1- We will no longer accept any medical certificate from any doctors as proof of your sickness, if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work as well.

Holiday Days:
1- Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. Its called Saturday and Sunday.

Compassionate leave:
1- This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

2- In the rare cases where the employee involvement is necessary, the funiral should be scheduled during the late afternoon. We will be glad you to work through your lunch our and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use:
1- In general too much time being spent in the toilet, There is now a strict three minutes time limit in the cubicles.

2- At the end of the three minutes, the alarm will automatically On and make sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will automatically open and your picture will be taken.

3- After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the compony notice board under the Category of chronic offenders.

4- Anyone caught smilling in the picture will be sanctioned under the compony's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
1- Skinny employee will get only 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look more healthy.

2- Normal size employee will get only 15 minutes for lunch in order to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

3- Chubby employee will get only 5 minutes for lunch, because that's only the time needed to eat and drink get slim fast.

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